theonion:

PRO: Get to puncture child with needle
CON: You have to go to a place

theonion:

PRO: Get to puncture child with needle

CON: You have to go to a place

fileformat:

**brings tension tamer tea to the club in a thermos**

s-u-w-i:

sooo first thing I upload to my tumblr!
Hercule Poirot and Hastings drinking chocolate for my dear sister :)

s-u-w-i:

sooo first thing I upload to my tumblr!

Hercule Poirot and Hastings drinking chocolate for my dear sister :)

toothpast:

theworldisanapple-youareaseed:

lizzingwithkriz:

Pregnant Ghost Bat having an ultrasound at Featherdale Wildlife Park

congrats it’s a bat

[delighted bat noises]

toothpast:

theworldisanapple-youareaseed:

lizzingwithkriz:

Pregnant Ghost Bat having an ultrasound at Featherdale Wildlife Park

congrats it’s a bat

[delighted bat noises]

"Are you familiar with an agent named Fox Mulder?"


Photo by Peter Yang

Photo by Peter Yang

L'Homme Run - Pizza Party
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idyllify:

P-I-Z-Z-A-P-R-T-Y, if ya got a blunt, then we can get high

andrewihla:

My six-part review of GRAND BUDAPEST HOTEL.

notallmen:

(not my creation - found via @ntlk)

notallmen:

(not my creation - found via @ntlk)